Ya never know when you pick up a 1937 issue of Harper’s Bazaar, what it’s gonna make you think of. I picked it up and saw that article, “Queen Victoria Is Dead,” (note the punctuation: “Is” is capitalized in the title) and thought, Oh boy, an article about the longest-reigning queen in world history – at least until September 10, 2015 when Queen Elizabeth II surpasses that mark. Every queen in the world is going to celebrate that day along with the Queen. The queens and their Queen.
But NO … but NO, the article has almost nothing to do with Queen Victoria. It’s all about that wussy receding-chinned pussy-whipped degenerate David, also known as King Edward VIII who quit (what a loser) after less than a year on the throne, all because he couldn’t give up that twice-divorced pussy Wallis (what was it about that slut that attracted him, God only knows). As a fag hag, the Duchess of Windsor didn’t measure up. But Victoria Regina … and Elizabeth II, God love them. And Diana too – never forget Diana! The fag hag of all time.
It’s undeniable to me, women have a power over men. Straight men, we know what it is about women that give them power. Gay men, there are a million different attractions. Too bad Queen Alexandra’s been forgotten. Victoria was great in her imperious way and Elizabeth II has kept the monarchy dignified despite her slutty sons. But Queen Alexandra! She was the Diana of the Edwardian era, the one who was smart enough to (a) not divorce Edward VII and (b) outlive him. Edward VII was a lousy king but she was a great queen.
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