Of course ...

“Of course I voted for George Bush, the father I mean, in 1988. That was back when Republicans were good.”

“They were never anything but evil.”

“Now, Charlotte, dear, you know that isn’t so. You used to rave about Betty Ford. You even liked Jerry.”

“Betty Ford wasn’t really a Republican. And Jerry governed to the left of Bill Clinton.”

“Tell that to New York City. Remember Ford telling the city to drop dead in ’75?”

“Back to the present day, Miranda. Who was the last Republican you voted for? Wasn’t it Bush Junior in 2004?”

“I voted for John Kerry. I voted for Al Gore in 2000 … of course. What sane person didn’t? I don’t know anyone who voted for that epic idiot, either time. No, the last Republican I voted for was John McCain.”

“But he ran in ’08, Miranda.”

“Not 2008, darling, in 2000. I registered as a Republican, just so I could vote for McCain. That was before he sold his soul to the right wing and put that other epic idiot on the ticket. Sarah Palin, bleah!”

“I can see Russia from my house.”

“I can see a bad Tiny Fey impression from where I’m standing.”

“Oh, ha ha, Miranda, what’ll happen if the Republicans win the White House this fall? Donald Trump as president?”

“I’ll never happen. Just as Carrie and Samantha.”

“Of course, why didn’t I think of it?”